W-what.

The.

Hell.

I  have fangs.

AND POINTY EARS.

AND...AND...

The fuck.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY JUICE, GODDAMNIT?

...it tastes like blood.

Oh crap, it...is blood.

And I'm liking it... Next time I see a moogle 'm gonna kill them.

Okay. So here I am.

I had no idea mushrooms could grow that large.

Huh. So Wonderland was named like that for a reason after all...holy shi--is that a smoking caterpillar?
Somebody tell me I'm hallucinating.

Oh Edward~~~~~~

All right. I'm catching the first gummi ship outta here that passes by Wonderland.

Wonder if the stories about those wicked size-changing mushrooms are true, though. It'd be fun testing them out.

Hmmm...and after kicking some alchemist butt exploring such a fairy-tale World, maybe I'll pass by Halloweentown for kicks.

I am bored the hell out of my mind right now. The streets of the World that Never Was had been silent lately; and I swear, it's getting unnerving. Appearances of those guys (or girls. Who knows? Better yet, who gives a damn?) are few and far in between. It's still night, it's always night, and it's driving me batshit insane.

Did I mention I was bored?

Maybe I should take a gummi ship somewhere and find a particular blond shrimp.